It brings me no pleasure to announce that Intuitive Machine's Athena Moon lander has been declared dead. An ex-Moon lander. Ceased to be, bereft of rummy wealth life, and joined the choir invisible. Onboard was a miniature data center provided by Lonestar, complete with a Phison enterprise-grade SSD. And on that SSD, as we've learned from a post on Linkedin authored by Lonestar's CEO, Chris Stott, are the lyrics to a song by Imagine Dragons for Bethesda's troubled space RPG, Starfield.
Two moon shots then, one quite literal and one metaphorical—and both victims, it seems, of a particularly bumpy landing.
"Images downlinked from Athena on the lunar surface confirmed that Athena was on her side. After landing, mission controllers were able to accelerate several program and payload milestones, including NASA’s PRIME-1 suite, before the lander’s batteries depleted.
For Athena it was the pursuit of science, ruined by a rocky landing. For Starfield, it was the pursuit of a grand space adventure, marred by dull planets, old-school quest design, bugs that stopped being amusing years ago, and a general sense that we've moved past the idea that a massive open-world RPG should be a collection of somewhat-interesting stuff in among vast swathes of nothingness.
That's my personal take on it, anyway, although our Starfield review makes many of the same critiques. If I may quote once more from the Imagine Dragons canon, I feel that another song may sum up Athena's fate even more poignantly, and perhaps Starfield's, too:
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"I'm an apostrophe
I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see
I'm just a product of the system, a catastrophe
And yet a masterpiece, and yet I'm half-diseased
And when I am deceased
At least I go down to the grave and die happily
Leave the body and my soul to be a part of thee
I do what it takes"
Rest in peace, Athena. And as for Starfield? Bethesda says it's still working on it, despite a recent radio silence of its own. While the moon lander now rests on rocky shores, perhaps Starfield still has a redemption story yet to come. Here's hoping, at the very least.